how to impress a woman

1.compliment her 2.respect her 3.honor her 4.cuddle her 5.kiss her 6.caress her 7.love her 8.stroke her 9.tease her 10.comfort her 11.protect her 12.hug her 13.hold her 14.spend money on her 15.wine and dine her 16.buy things for her 17.listen to her 18.care for her 19.stand by her 20.support her 21.go to the ends of the earth for her. HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN 1.SHOW UP NAKED 2.BRING FOOD AND BEER.