Sunday, October 03, 2010

Found An XBOX Live Cheater!

Playing with this guy tonight in The Outfit, kept killing me with one shot with ANY weapon. Stupid cheater.

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Friday, August 07, 2009

The Dren's Douche Of The Day

Now with Video!

Met the loser in Call Of Duty: World At War tonight.

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Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Whiney Bitch Of The Night

Didn't think I was going to have a thing to post about today, then I met my new friend, AC Kills. He is a very special friend. He bought the copy of Call Of Duty: World At War that didn't come with tanks, or the weapons that can destroy tanks. I owned his team. Had more points than the first four of them combined, and I was only third in scoring that round.

He started crying after the round, "you guys suck..."

"Yes," I retorted, "I suck, I have more points than the first four members of your team combined. My strategy is terrible, yet my team won."

He says, "You guys were using tanks!"

"Sorry," I said, "I didn't buy the whiney, bitch ass version of the game that came without tanks. You should have done the same. Hey mommy, those men are shooting me with tanks and stuff!"

He didn't say a word after that, just left the room. Then he sent me a whiny XBOX Live Text Message:



Yep, not man enough to stand his ground in the room. For this, I sent him back a message with the link above and awarded him the Whiney Bitch Of The Night Award. Then thanked him for shopping at Dren Mart.

So, after that he sends me back the following message after I had already gone offline for the night:



So, I sent back the following:

I'm an asshole, and I approve this message. Tell your mom I said "Thanks for breakfast."

He replied:



Dude is seriously owned and clueless.

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Thursday, May 14, 2009

Don't be a Douche

Ok, so tonight I'm playing my usual COD:W@W. I'm up in the top of a building sniping the other team as they arrive. Dude shows up next to me, he's on my team. Is he here to help? No, he is here to shoot and stab me till we both die. Yes, this is a teriffic strategy. Then he sends me this message:



So, I sent him back, a link to the photo on TWITPIC, wtih the message, "How about you won an award?"

Haven't heard back from him...

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Tuesday, October 28, 2008

How to ruin XBOX Live for everyone!

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Sunday, October 28, 2007

I got the Boot!



Went home on Tuesday, tried to start up the old 360 after the kiddos went to bed, but no luck for me, I'd been banned for 24 hours! WTF?

Seems they didn't like my Motto - "My Rectom Hertz" - which I had been using for at least a year and a half. Now my Motto is - "Code Of Conduct" - figure I'll leave it the way Microsoft set it for a while.

Oh, thanks to playing past Midnight the night before with Lady Death 13 on Gears Of War, my 360 Voice Streak stayed alive, I'm still #6 in the world. HAHA XBOX Live, how you like them apples?

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